SCUM's Sacred Truths:
- We support the private ownership of Firearms and Explosives for the purpose of overthrowing the Corrupt Washington Government.
- Misogyny is Unacceptable. Women are Vicious and Relentless and will Fight to overthrow the Corrupt Washington Government.
- Racial hatred is Unacceptable. The white man must enlist the aid of his Brothers of Color for the purpose of overthrowing the Corrupt Washington Government.
- We consider the County Sheriff to be the highest law enforcement authority and our staunchest Ally in our quest to overthrow the Corrupt Washington Government.
- The Holy Bible (King James Version) is our supreme Moral Authority and we believe the Book of Revelation to be a foretelling of our overthrow of the Corrupt Washington Government.
- The individual is either For us or against us in our overthrow of the Corrupt Washington Government.
- We will take down the Corrupt Governments in the various State Capitals during our overthrow of the Corrupt Washington Government.
- Pure grain Alcohol, in our chariots of combat and in ourselves, will Fuel our overthrow of the Corrupt Washington Government.